i would have so much fun as a ghost
(via irritate)
I wanna start a fast food chain for handjobs. I’ll call it “Cum N’ Go!” and it‘ll basically be the McDonalds of jerking people off
(via irritate)
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
(Source: kyan-pepper, via movingforward-on-myown)
You know that girl you just made fun of ? yeah she hasn’t watched a tv show for a week bc her internet connection is down
you see that boy you just bumped into? he hasn’t eaten chicken nuggets for two days bc he lost his wallet.
words and actions hurt, think about it before you be mean to someone.
(via irritate)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
(Source: darrynek, via itsalextric)
(Source: rocknrollupyourass, via pokedelrey)
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
(via deadlyspoons)
excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them if you like my chem go ahead listen to them fuck if you like sex sounds made by whales go ahead listen to it music is supposed to be fun
(via deadlyspoons)
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?
(via 8bitburger)
